[B]After inspection of his sailors, The Captain told the first mate that his men smelled bad.[/B]
[B]He suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. [/B]
[B]The first mate responded, “Aye, aye sir, I’ll see to it immediately!”[/B]
[B]The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, “The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.” [/B]
[B]He continued…, “Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz.” [/B]