It's Saturday, don't tell John, but I'm slipping in two Boudreaux Thibodeaux jokes

Scuttlebutt
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[B]Boudreaux and Thibodeaux Play a Round of Golf

[/B][B]Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were playing a round of golf. Boudreaux was about ready to putt when he noticed a funeral procession passing by. Boudreaux stops, takes his cap off, putting it against his chest, until the procession had passed. He then picked up his putter and proceeded to continue the game.

Thibodeaux comments “Boudreaux, dat was da nicest ting I ever seen you do, stopping you game like dat to show you respect.”

Boudreaux says "Mais Thib, dat’s the least I could do. After all, I was married to her fa turdy years![/B]
Thibodeaux Learns a Lesson

[B]Boudreaux was paddling his pirogue down da bayou and he passed by Thibodeaux’s camp.

Thibodaux ax, “What dat you got in that pirogue?”

Boudreaux say, “Crabgrass- Me gonna go catch me some crabs, yea.”

Thibodaux laughs and say, “You fool, you can’t catch no crabs with jus’ crabgrass.”

An hour later Boudreaux comes back with a boat load of dem dare crabs and show dem to Thibodeaux.

The next day Boudreaux was paddling his pirogue and passed by Thibodeaux’s camp again.

Thibodeaux axs, “What dat you got in dat dare pirogue.”

Boudreaux say, “Sum duck-tape- Me gonna go catch me some ducks, yea.”

Thibodeaux laughs and say, “You fool, you can’t catch no ducks with duck-tape.”

An hour later Boudreaux comes back with a boat load of ducks and show dem to his good friend Thib.

The next day Boudreaux was paddling his pirogue and once again passed by Thibodeaux’s camp.

Thibodeaux axs, “What dat you got in dat dare pirogue.”

Boudreaux say, “Pussywillow.”

Thibodeaux say, "Whoa,……Wait da Minute, I’m gonna go width ya!!!”

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I’m telling on yoo

[B][I]HEY JOHN…THEY’RE TELLING BOUDREAUX AND THIBODEAUX JOKES IN THE FORUM AGAIN![/I][/B]

Now you’re gonna gettit!

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I wouldn’t worry too much, John’s wife doesn’t let him spend too much time on the weekends online reading jokes

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Thibodaux marches up to Beaudreaux’s front porch and wraps hard on the
door and Beaudreaux opens it.

Thibodaux say, “Beaudreaux ! How long we ban frands ?”

Beaudreaux say, “Well………All our lives Thibodeaux”

Thibodaux say, “Why don’t you told me you gotta boat?”

Beaudreaux say, “I ant gotta boat !”

Thibodaux say, “Da’ sign say; “BOAT FOR SALE”.

Beaudreaux say, ” OH-NO Thibodaux !” ….See dat old ’72 ford
pickem’up truck over-dare”

Thibodaux say, “yas, I see dat old pickem’up truck”

Beaudreaux say, “See dat ’76 Cheverloet Ce-dan”

Thibodaux say, “yas, I see dat Ce-dan”

Beaudreaux say, “Well, dey boat for sale

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Since we are on the subject

Beaudreaux comes home off da shrimp boat and Thibodaux meets him down at da dock, and tells him Beaudreaux, we beens best partners alls our lives, but I gots sum good news for you and sum dat der bad news

Beaudreaux looks at Thibodaux an says O tay gives me the bad news first, Thibodaux looks at him an say well partner we founds ur ole lady floating face down in da bayou de last night, she dead.

Beaudreaux say well holy Christ Thibodaux what could possibly bee da good news?

Thibodaux looks at him and say, well Beaudreaux she had 47 crabs on her when we pulled her out da bayou, so we gonna run hers again tonight.

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this joke makes no sense boy! Now how does either a Boudreaux or Thibodeaux manage to live in south Louisiana without at least one of them having a boat? I mean it is about saying the same as they don’t eat roadkill or watch WWF!

besides '76 Impalas are kuel…

Now gotta paint it LSU colors!

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Boudreaux came over to Thibodeaux’s house one morning. Thibodeaux was out fishing, but his wife, Marie was in. It was early and she answered the door just wearing her thin housecoat. She invited Boudreaux inside.

Boudreaux asked, “Marie, I gotta axe you, is Thibodeaux around dis morning?”

“Nah”, she answered, “He took his pirogue out an’ I don’s ‘spect him back until dark. Any ting I can do?”

“Oh,” Boudreaux thought for a minute, “Well, you ARE lookin’ fine dis mornin’. You say Thibodeaux won’ be back ‘til tonight?”

“No, he be gone all day”

“Well, hows about you show me dem titties that are shakin’ under dat robe, then?”

She says, “No, I can’ do dat, it just wouldn’ be right.”

“How’s about I give you a hundred dollah?”

She thought about it, and figured that hell, she could use 100 bucks. “Yeah, okay, but don’ you tell Thibodeaux”, and she opened her housedress.

“Pieyeeh!!” Boudreaux shouted as he saw them flop out. “Wow, ol’ Thibodeaux is havin’ him a fun ol’ time. Say, Marie, how’s about we go back to your bedroom and have a little fun?”

“No, no Boudreaux, I couldn’ do dat.”

“Wouldya for another 200 dollah?” he said as he pulled two more bills out of his pocket.

“Ooh, well, dat’s different”

They did their thing and Boudreax left.

During the day, Marie was thinking about what she had done and was getting a bit nervous about it.

Thibodeaux came home about 6:00 pm. He asked Marie, “Did Boudreaux come by this morning?”

Nervously, she replied, “Yah, he did stop by for a few minutes.”

“Did he give you $300?”

She thinks, “Oh hell, he knows!” Finally she says: “Well, yes… he did give me $300.”

“Dat’s good” Thibodeaux says. “He came by da docks yestahday and borrowed $300 from me. He said dat he would stop da house today and pay me back.”