Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were looking for work for awhile when da big oil spill in da gulf happened. Dey knew dis was deir chance to make some good money.
Dey go down to da gulf and talk wit one of da hotshots down dere and dey get hired. Deir boss man tells dem deir firs’ job is to round up all da pelicans dey can and git dem out of da oily water and git dem cleaned up. He said he would be back in an hour to check on dem.
So Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go out and do what dey was told. A hour later da boss returns and is totally shocked at what he sees. Boudreaux says “Hey cher, we dun got turdy of dem skinned out and ready for da pot. What’s next?”