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[FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=luxi-sans-1]Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. [/B][/FONT]
[CENTER][B][FONT=luxi-sans-1]They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read:[/B]
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[B][COLOR=blue][FONT=luxi-sans-1]'Da End is Near[/B][B]
[B]Turn Yo Sef ‘Roun Now[/B]
[B]Afore It Be Too Late!’[/B][/B][/FONT]
[/FONT][B][FONT=luxi-sans-1]As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, ‘Religious nuts!’[/B][B]
[B][FONT=luxi-sans-1]From the curve ahead they next heard screeching tires and a big splash.[/B][/FONT][/B]
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[B][FONT=luxi-sans-1]Boudreaux turned to Thibodaux and asked,[/B][/FONT][/B]
[/FONT][B][FONT=luxi-sans-1]“Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay… ‘Bridge Out’?”[/B]
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