How do you know when your in Lafourche parish

Every other sign says were hiring (when there really not). And every sign after that says we will help sue that comapny that hired you and you got hurt with.

HaHa! You know it!

Patrick Yancey has had his mug plastered to that billboard right there in Des Allemands by the bridge over the canal leading to Lake Salvador for at least ten years. I wonder if he’s friends with the Candies family?

Followed by a live nude girls sign, next to the fifth church you have seen in five miles

That is absolutely correct. Leave sunday service and head straight to dinner lol

[QUOTE=Bamatug;132218]That is absolutely correct. Leave sunday service and head straight to dinner lol[/QUOTE]

Well, at least an appetizer. . . . oh, wait. Lafourche Parish. I won’t make that mistake twice.

[QUOTE=Bamatug;132218]That is absolutely correct. Leave sunday service and head straight to dinner lol[/QUOTE]

Make that at the Golden Corral or better yet Badeaux’s Cajun Buffet!

DEEP FRY EVERYTHING ON SUNDAY!

[QUOTE=c.captain;132423]Make that at the Golden Corral or better yet Badeaux’s Cajun Buffet!

DEEP FRY EVERYTHING ON SUNDAY![/QUOTE]

Oh sweet baby jesus, I went to a golden corral for the first time about a year ago. I still haven’t lost all the weight.

When all the local people use the word “dude” multiple times in every sentence.

Dude, which road do you take to Fourchon ,

[QUOTE=skycowboy;132464]Dude, which road do you take to Fourchon ,[/QUOTE]

You sure can tell that you ain’t from around here… It’s Dood! Dood which is the road you take to Fourchon?

Don’t forget podnah, dood is the friendly greeting. When you hear podnah it could be getting ugly.

You mom and dem washing cassons hanging on a clothes line with a hose pipe. Using a luminiere to find you sack of gratons because you were swatting maringouins.

Man why did you have to bring up gratons? Damn now I have that taste in my mouth. Anyone know a spot in Morgan City/Amelia area where homemade gratons can be obtained? Asking for a friend…

Aw mais yeah…I tink Rouse’s should have dat wit dem jambalaya stuffed, deep fried, pistolettes. Tell them T-boy sent you in and dey might give some free boudin.

There is no such thing as free boudin…

You’ll pay for it in medical bills at your cardiologist’s office.

[QUOTE=Fraqrat;132497]Man why did you have to bring up gratons? Damn now I have that taste in my mouth. Anyone know a spot in Morgan City/Amelia area where homemade gratons can be obtained? Asking for a friend…[/QUOTE]

gratons being deepfried animal fat and skin served with a liquid fat laced gravy…am I correct?

and, am I also correct that there is a higher percentage of obese people suffering from early onset heart disease in the population as a whole in South Louisiana than anywhere else in the US?

(out of a sense of good taste and sensitivity towards my fellow shipmates here, photographs depicting the above typical South LA persons are not added…at least, not unless I am force to!)

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You would be correct, sir. No need for the pic as we have all been to Wal-Mart in Galliano.

[QUOTE=pogey-poboy;132540]No need for the pic as we have all been to Wal-Mart in Galliano.[/QUOTE]

Oh all the hideous sights I have been witness to there!

To all my South Louisiana shipmates I present photoz of y’all in the ammo section wearing your camo!

the horror…[B]THE HORROR[/B]!

ps…the 400# ladies in their camo short shorts will not be presented because even I cannot bear the responsibility for causing so many of the innocent to be blinded or driven to insanity

Aw mais yeah dere dood but they taste so good when deys fresh.