3 cowboys are sitting around the campfire telling stories of their bravado. Tom, the cow hand from Wyoming, says, " I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is". The other day a bull got loose in the corral, it gored 6 men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns barehanded, and castrated the fucker with my teeth.
Ben, from Idaho, cant stand to be bested. "Thats nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday, and a 15ft rattlesnake slid from out from under a rock and made a move for me, I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off his head, sucked down the poison in 1 gulp and didnt even get a belly ache.
Old Snake River Frank, the cowboy from Texas, remains silent, slowly stoking the campfire coals with his penis…
Bad Monkey - BAD:D
Holy shit that’s funny. Thanks for the much needed laugh on the back watch.
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly cowboy who sat calmly
in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s
ultimate enemy was in his presence…
So Satan walked up to the man and said, ‘Do you know who I am?’
The old cowboy replied, ‘Yep, sure do.’
‘Aren’t you afraid of me?’ Satan asked.
‘Nope, sure ain’t.’ said the cowboy.
‘Don’t you realize I can kill you with one word?’ asked Satan.
‘Don’t doubt it for a minute,’ returned the old man, in an even tone.
‘Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all
eternity?’ persisted Satan.
‘Yep,’ was the calm reply.
‘And you are still not afraid?’ asked Satan.
‘Nope,’ said the old cowboy.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren’t you afraid of me?'
The old cowboy calmly replied,
'Been married to your sister for 40 years. ’