New Joke. Not PETA friendly

Bob grows older in life, makes his fortune and decides he wants to build a new house on the family farm he grew up on. So one day Bob is meeting with the contractor’s, and he says, “that tree must be saved, that is where I made love for the 1st time as a boy”. Contractor sorta just shakes his head and keeps walking not thinking anything of it. Bob stops again and says “that tree must also be saved, that is where her mother was when she saw us making love”. The contractor turns around shocked, looks at Bob and says, what did her mother say when she caught you making love to her daughter…?

Bob replys… BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAA…

thats fucking funny right there…

Why is it that people from [insert state or place name here] can afford to live on cliffs without endangering themselves? Because sheep push back harder!