Its TRUE! Chouest Raises Just Came In

[QUOTE=ChiefRob;84487]Nah Frag, since us unlimited hawsepipers are so awesome, and we don’t have to worry about any of those pesky little limitations anymore, they are just going to start handing us blank checks. We get to fill in the amount how ever we feel like it.

They are also going to start hiring all of our qmeds straight from Hooters, and get one of the new builds named after us as well.[/QUOTE]

I knew it would pay to keep my unlimited license!!

All of this reliable source BS, they can not say who or what division.

Dammit you guys catch all the breaks I wish I was smart enough to pass all those testes.

[QUOTE=Fraqrat;84472]I heard all people with UL tonnage licenses get double pay because they’re so awesome.[/QUOTE]

That is pretty standard.

Now we all know the real truth…

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[QUOTE=Fraqrat;84493]Dammit you guys catch all the breaks I wish I was smart enough to pass all those testes.[/QUOTE]

I am pretty sure it was a typo but in case it wasn’t; if you want to pass testes without any problem just take the little ones.

“The testes are two egg-shaped male reproductive organs located in the scrotum.”

Sorry, I couldn’t help it.
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Why would you do that when you can get a 6000 without test! Chee!

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[QUOTE=power230;84503]Why would you do that when you can get a 6000 without test! Chee![/QUOTE]

True, you do not need testes to get a 6000.

They just give UL licenses out now without having to take testes? I know what I’m doing when I get home.

[QUOTE=Fraqrat;84523]They just give UL licenses out now without having to take testes? I know what I’m doing when I get home.[/QUOTE]

Yup, if I had to take testes I would have never gotten a UL. Very few testes takers have UL but there used to be a few which made things better back when there were 6 month trips.

[I am going to hell for this.]

C.craptain fondly remembers the days when all testes were taking orally. You really had to know what you were doing to pass back then…not like these multiple choice testes these academy kids take.

C.captain took oral testes? Wow he’s smarter than I imagined. I don’t think I would ever be able to take testes by mouth. Just a personal preference no that there’s any thing wrong with that if it’s your thing.

[QUOTE=rigdvr;84529]C.craptain fondly remembers the days when all testes were taking orally. You really had to know what you were doing to pass back then…not like these multiple choice testes these academy kids take.[/QUOTE]

no comment from the peanut galley

[QUOTE=Opie;84499]Now we all know the real truth…

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BRAVO to you for that one…you could work for “The Onion” if you want to give up the sea and take a job your not ashamed to tell your friends about like embalmer or roadkill scooper-upper

Well good news with the pay stubs today, we all got 200 dollar a day raises and coupled with the news that we will all be working for Kevin Gros is the fact that ECO is doing away with all conventional screw and z- drives to be replaced with engines that run on Unicorns and Fairy Dust. I got that from a reliable source, my 3 yr old god daughter…

Well maybe now the rumors will actually stop for a while, at least until the time that a REAL raise is imminent :flushed:

I received my pay stub yesterday and no raise was reflected. That was for the pay period ending last of September. Even with no raise, I am very happy at ECO.

[QUOTE=Fraqrat;84365]I’d be taking a pay cut glad I don’t work at Chouest.[/QUOTE]

Wow!! I’m sure you are not the only one glad you don’t work at Chouest

Any new news on raises at Chouest?