gCaptain Caption Contest

Scuttlebutt
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This is a simple exercise guys. I supply the picture you supply the caption. Ready?

Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain :wink:

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[QUOTE=albertpachino;94156]Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain ;)[/QUOTE]

Only if he pays this time.

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Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon.

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am I disqualified from entering?

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Now that Ernest Borgnine has passed, this is c.captain’s newest sea daddy and idol. He will be changing his avatar soon to reflect this.

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…such a little funny from such a little man…

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[QUOTE=Steamer;94158]Only if he pays this time.[/QUOTE]

Hey you were the one with a company credit card and expense account…

I’m just a poor captain from Cyprus…

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AVENGE ME TMAcadet1!!! AVENGE ME!!!

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So what the problem?

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[QUOTE=albertpachino;94156]This is a simple exercise guys. I supply the picture you supply the caption. Ready?

Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain ;)[/QUOTE]

“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, it’s Harpoon.”

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[QUOTE=“albertpachino;94156”]This is a simple exercise guys. I supply the picture you supply the caption. Ready?

Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain ;)[/QUOTE]

I don’t always like boys, but when I do, I like kings Pointers!!!

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[QUOTE=albertpachino;94156]This is a simple exercise guys. I supply the picture you supply the caption. Ready?

Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain ;)[/QUOTE]

[B]How dare you accuse me of having sausage breath, don’t you know I’m a vegan damnit?![/B]

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“I’m bad ass…just ask all those girls with hairy legs”

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Sometimes I amuse myself by making idiots of others…and myself.

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Another unique and beautiful Sparklepony!!

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For you, my door is always open.

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Fuck the whales…I do this for the chicks

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Pic from;

"-Craigslist Olympic Penninsula-
-Casual Encounters-

Bear seeks slim fragile man to mate and be 1st Mate. Must like smell of fish but not eating it.
Prefer sub bottom but my compass swings 360 ;p"

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[QUOTE=albertpachino;94156]This is a simple exercise guys. I supply the picture you supply the caption. Ready?

Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain ;)[/QUOTE]

Hi. I’m Captain Paul. You can read all about me on www.seacaptaindate.com.

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You invited me up here and THAT is your world famous [ATTACH]2804[/ATTACH]