gCaptain Caption Contest

This is a simple exercise guys. I supply the picture you supply the caption. Ready?

Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain :wink:

[QUOTE=albertpachino;94156]Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain ;)[/QUOTE]

Only if he pays this time.

Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon.

am I disqualified from entering?

Now that Ernest Borgnine has passed, this is c.captainā€™s newest sea daddy and idol. He will be changing his avatar soon to reflect this.

ā€¦such a little funny from such a little manā€¦

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[QUOTE=Steamer;94158]Only if he pays this time.[/QUOTE]

Hey you were the one with a company credit card and expense accountā€¦

Iā€™m just a poor captain from Cyprusā€¦

AVENGE ME TMAcadet1!!! AVENGE ME!!!

So what the problem?

[QUOTE=albertpachino;94156]This is a simple exercise guys. I supply the picture you supply the caption. Ready?

Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain ;)[/QUOTE]

ā€œI donā€™t always drink beer, but when I do, itā€™s Harpoon.ā€

[QUOTE=ā€œalbertpachino;94156ā€]This is a simple exercise guys. I supply the picture you supply the caption. Ready?

Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain ;)[/QUOTE]

I donā€™t always like boys, but when I do, I like kings Pointers!!!

[QUOTE=albertpachino;94156]This is a simple exercise guys. I supply the picture you supply the caption. Ready?

Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain ;)[/QUOTE]

[B]How dare you accuse me of having sausage breath, donā€™t you know Iā€™m a vegan damnit?![/B]

ā€œIā€™m bad assā€¦just ask all those girls with hairy legsā€

Sometimes I amuse myself by making idiots of othersā€¦and myself.

Another unique and beautiful Sparklepony!!

For you, my door is always open.

Fuck the whalesā€¦I do this for the chicks

Pic from;

"-Craigslist Olympic Penninsula-
-Casual Encounters-

Bear seeks slim fragile man to mate and be 1st Mate. Must like smell of fish but not eating it.
Prefer sub bottom but my compass swings 360 ;p"

[QUOTE=albertpachino;94156]This is a simple exercise guys. I supply the picture you supply the caption. Ready?

Winner gets a candlelight dinner with c.captain ;)[/QUOTE]

Hi. Iā€™m Captain Paul. You can read all about me on www.seacaptaindate.com.

You invited me up here and THAT is your world famous [ATTACH]2804[/ATTACH]