gCaptain caption contest

man on 100’ breaker setting a world record the other daybut what caption should this photo include?

mine is simply “OHHH SHITTTTT!..I’M DEAD, I’M DEAD, I’M DEAD”

"I need to get in quick so I can get my cigarette boat. . . . "

Just think of all the chicks I could have had. Maybe V8 will sponsor a vegetable.

Well Stu I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!”

Here’s the official teaser

Swell from this storm? http://gcaptain.com/north-atlantic-storm-drops-to-930mb/