You should have sent a sharpie with it. Changing names on Oceans, Gulfs and Islands would be as easy as changing the weather, given the right tool.
Drawing new borders on a map is also no problem, when you first have a sharpie in your hand.
PS> Any suggestion as to a new name for Greenland? (Trumpland is already suggested)
Out of respect for the potentially former landlords and, at the same time celebrate Greenland’s liberator, let’s give the new name a Danish flavor - Græskarland.
Give up
Trump’s cult worships their messiah, they are psychologically unable to accept that he’s less than perfect.
Let them them have their fantasy, they find outbsoon enough.
They’ll blame everyone except Trump
I thought Jughead had a good one, Orangeland. But if we can get Denmark to trade Puerto Rico for it maybe New Puerto Rico? Denmark taking Old Puerto Rico would put an end to the Jones Act debate concerning that island too.
Out of deference to both Trump and Denmark maybe “Trumpisland”
The “is” to reflect both the fact that most of the island is surrounded and covered by ice (“is” in Danish) and the history of the old name “Greenland”:
Anyone heard a GOP plan yet to reduce the actual cost of food and housing? If you go way way way back like 3 months ago it was about all they talked about.
Think , that PL should quickly arrange the referendum/plebiscite and vote for accesion too as 52 state. Changing country’s name should also be considered and my personal choice is TrumPolin . The first part is rather obvious and the second is an invitation to citizens of BIBIlandia who may become refugees soon to settle in the vicinity of Lwov or about where many of their ancestors lived before wwii.
How about Norway?? NORTRUMPIA parhaps?? or TRUMPNORDIA ???