Women's Group Welcomes Real Pirate Hostage by Dressing Up Like... Fake Pirates

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Hah. Women…

Arbroath – Members of a North Devon WI were left embarrassed after a number of them had dressed up as pirates for a talk by a former sea captain who has been held hostage by Somali pirates for several weeks. Members of Parkham WI had thought they were being given a talk about piracy at their meeting on April 11 but they soon realised their mistake when Captain Colin Darch arrived to give them a talk about his time being captured by pirates in 2008. Captain Darch said he found the whole thing amusing and more like a scene from the Pirates of Penzance than anything like he had experienced while he being held hostage. He said: “Of course I didn’t take offence or mind. It was more like the Pirates of Penzance. They were lovely ladies. They made me judge who was the best dressed which was a difficult choice. In the end I decided to choose the one with who had a fluffy parrot on her shoulder. Of course there weren’t any parrots near the real pirates.”

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well the good captain could have had quite a party with all them gals as long as he didn’t have very high standards…

me personally…I wouldn’t touch any one of them with my pointy stick but then again, I am determined to remain celebate for my lovely Lady Lucy. I want to be pure for her when she falls into my strong manly c.captain arms!

Wanna climb a real offshore mariner’s derrick my wanton warrior woman?

ok, ok…I agree the one one the far left is pretty hot with the button down sweater and the pirate slippers! take em off for me baby!

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C.Capt = C’mon. How long has it been? No, don’t answer.

Xena & Gabrielle I get.

But the gaggle of grandmothers? The one on the left???

And the tree hugger - well, she looks like she’s ready to kick my ass. She frightens me.

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ok, I won’t

Xena & Gabrielle I get.

wouldn’t that be the most awesome ever! You get Gabrielle and I aget Xena and then we both get the watch them get down on eachother…OW! I think I just hurt myself there!

But the gaggle of grandmothers? The one on the left???

I agree that even ugly, old, dumpy fat broads need lovin too…just so long as it isn’t me lovin them! If I ever get to the point where that’s all I can get, well then it’s time to buy that little sailboat and just sail off to the distant horizon. That’s the way all old captains should go…just sail away into oblivion! The Oblivion Bar that is on the beach at Phuket, Thailand!

And the tree hugger - well, she looks like she’s ready to kick my ass. She frightens me.

the only thing to fear by son is getting really, really, really plastered in some bar and then finding yourself waking up handcuffed to her bed surrounded by all her cats! Such a horrible fate has befallen more than one young’n in the course of the history of man. Don’t become another! D’ya hear!

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Sometimes I just don’t understand C.Capt.

You go for this on the Rum thread:

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Then this when you are sober:
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Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

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[QUOTE=Jetryder223;108083]Sometimes I just don’t understand C.Capt.

You go for this on the Rum thread:

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Lesson Six: don’t be predictable lest they be able to get a bead on you and take you out. Always leave em guessing who you are, where you’re at, what you’re next move will be and if you are in actuality quite insane. May of the best evil geniuses in history got away with their crimes by pretending to be completely nuts! Of course, many were in fact truly nuts but that didn’t stop them!

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He’s just being a realist now that the sauce wore off.