What the phuck?

Scuttlebutt
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only Brazilians would try a stunt so utterly STOOPID!

[B]Sketchy Boarding – Will This Truck Make It Onto This Ship?[/B]

May 26, 2015 by Mike Schuler

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This video was posted Monday to Youtube and has already racked up close to 1 million views. And for good reason – it’s so sketchy!

So, will the truck be make it on board the ship by driving over two wooden planks? Just watch for the answer:

too bad the driver didn’t end up in the river where we could have witnessed a nice Piranha feeding frenzy…

My GOD! How I LOATHE those Brazilian lizards!

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How the hell did they even get that truck turned 90 degrees on that narrow finger pier?

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I say it’s all special defects and trick pornography…

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[QUOTE=Fraqrat;162970]I say it’s all special defects and trick pornography…[/QUOTE]

Yeah and how did they get the vessel to stand so still and not move just like it had that mysterious new fangled dynamic propositioning!

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[QUOTE=c.captain;162972]Yeah and how did they get the vessel to stand so still and not move just like it had that mysterious new fangled dynamic propositioning![/QUOTE]

I assumed some kind of modified Med moor. The bow could be fast to a pier on the stbd or they could have an anchor out.

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I think that was a joke…

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Perhaps they gripped it by the husk…

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That was no dp. The was some fancy throttle jockey boat handling skills of one of the GOM’s finest. He is the greatest gift to offshore regardless if it is a crew boat, OSV, or tug. Don’t know his name but we all know someone like him.

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[QUOTE=pogey-poboy;162987]That was no dp. The was some fancy throttle jockey boat handling skills of one of the GOM’s finest. He is the greatest gift to offshore regardless if it is a crew boat, OSV, or tug. Don’t know his name but we all know someone like him.[/QUOTE]

I bet Jeaukx Bawss is planning to hire him to be commodore of his Empire Battlefleet…

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This is preposterous I would never employ Mariners of this sort, it doesn’t appear they even did a proper JSA. My people would never have let it get this far without using their stop work authority.