My Next Command

Meet the Hot Tug, probably the hottest job around:


I must say Dolan that you are a true genius! Bravo to you but can you get nekkid in dem? Anyway, doing some research on my own, I found this particular model of seagoing waterfilled watercraft with what appears to be a greater freeboard hence greater available variable cargo deadweight. (ie…a higher poontang potential)

Doing stability calculations for this ship must be a real bitch! ALL free surface and the exact vertical center of gravity of each female passenger will have to be determined with a thorough examination involving many meticulous measurements!

now, my idea for my next command is the self propelled pumpkin!

albeit, if you’re gonna get nekkid in there you’re gonna be all by your lonely! Just you and the sea as one!