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Doubtful SafetyFirst is laughing :mad:

( tap’s on mic ) ok I must admit I was one of a few thousand following this thread. Even though it was fun seeing you guys go at it, I must say : CAN WE ALL JUST GET ALONG. Newbie like me ( or the one’s that wanna be good at what they do ) look up to you guys, even though I have not been on the bad end of the pointy stick ( c. captain ) or the rest of the guys, a person should enjoy being corrected sometimes, if anything it should teach a lesson on if you do it right the first lives could be saved, ( eample the concordia incident ) now back to your regularly scheduled program. Lol

[QUOTE=crawdaddy 1.5;77333]( tap’s on mic ) ok I must admit I was one of a few thousand following this thread. Even though it was fun seeing you guys go at it, I must say : CAN WE ALL JUST GET ALONG. Newbie like me ( or the one’s that wanna be good at what they do ) look up to you guys, even though I have not been on the bad end of the pointy stick ( c. captain ) or the rest of the guys, a person should enjoy being corrected sometimes, if anything it should teach a lesson on if you do it right the first lives could be saved, ( eample the concordia incident ) now back to your regularly scheduled program. Lol[/QUOTE]

“Gentlemen, you can not fight in here, this is the War Room”

[QUOTE=crawdaddy 1.5;77333]( tap’s on mic ) ok I must admit I was one of a few thousand following this thread. Even though it was fun seeing you guys go at it, I must say : CAN WE ALL JUST GET ALONG. Newbie like me ( or the one’s that wanna be good at what they do ) look up to you guys, even though I have not been on the bad end of the pointy stick ( c. captain ) or the rest of the guys, a person should enjoy being corrected sometimes, if anything it should teach a lesson on if you do it right the first lives could be saved, ( eample the concordia incident ) now back to your regularly scheduled program. Lol[/QUOTE]

Crawdaddy. Please tell us that you found a seagoing job? I sure hope so.

Keeping my fingers crossed, in the weeks to come, but not giving up yet,

[QUOTE=Mikey;77195]How am I supposed to keep up with this stuff? I mean honestly. I could spend all day sifting through posts. This forum has always been relatively self-policed. [I][B] If something is that out of line or spam hit the report button.[/B][/I] c.captain does it. One thing I would really love is people to stay on topic. Getting off topic is a pet peeve of mine and everyone should be mindful that getting off topic is not constructive at all.

Btw I deleted that last moderation just to flex some muscle. My reasoning… “I’ll show you moderation”.

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I’ll post it again: [I][B] If something is that out of line or spam hit the report button.[/B][/I]

Moderators? Well we do have one moderator, c.captain. Why is he our sole moderator? For the simple reason he’s the only one who [I]consistently[/I] hits the report button when he sees BS posts (like the pro-obama con-obama game of political footsy we deleted today).

I’ll also add to that if you don’t like the fact we moderated [I]your[/I] post after someone else hit the report button on you then send us an email. We [I]might[/I] say tough shit but we’ll also consider your point of view the next time a post you write is reported.

c.captain does that too!

For these reasons (and NOT because of his pictures of farm animals, stealth mobiles and random assortment of crap) Mr. c.captain draws a lot of water in this town. The rest of you don’t draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. If you don’t like someone sucking around, bothering our members, if you don’t like someone’s jerk-off behavior or jerkoff face then [I][B]hit the report button[/B][/I], Lebowski.

Do I make myself clear? :cool:

[QUOTE=Sweat-n-Grease;77336]“Gentlemen, you can not fight in here, this is the War Room”[/QUOTE]

Who said that? Who the F said that? Who’s the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?

(With 2 of the three best movies of all time already quoted I couldn’t resist adding in the 3rd :wink:

[QUOTE=seadog!;77275]Mikey- These threads always get off topic…

I tried searching for a thread from back in '09, couldn’t find it.

It was a kind of pet peeve/ground rules discussion.

The consensus was that John had to get spell check installed on the site.
That as Professional Mariners, we didn’t want this forum to adopt or accept standards that allowed poor grammar and spelling.
This was agreed to by the founding members.

For the most part it works well.
Will someone get banned for failure? No, but you will, and should, get called on it.
It was a point that most of us felt was important.

Attension to detail and clarety of comunikation are skills that need to be constantly improoved.
lacked of this basik skill detrakts from the topik undr disscussin.

See my point?[/QUOTE]

Back to serious topics… I agree fully but the number of new posts daily far exceeds what was posted in '09. The problem is logistics… we can’t force the use of spell check and no longer have the ability to correct the grammer in posts (just getting people to write coherent titles has been difficult).

That said Mikey is doing a really good job at correcting (or deleting) posts that have been reported. There is also a “Rate this thread” feature which allows you to rate a post on a scale of 1 to 5. Using these features greatly helps us in identifying bad and off-topic posts.

Random? I take great umbrage with that…I mean I take great care seeking the PERFECT photo or video clip to season my posts. I consider myself a chef who seeks only the finest ingredients to cook with and consider my dishes to be equal to the finest cuisine available on any rig in the GoM!

Anybody for beans?

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[QUOTE=c.captain;77616]Random? I take great umbrage with that…I mean I take great care seeking the PERFECT photo or video clip to season my posts. I consider myself a chef who seeks only the finest ingredients to cook with and consider my dishes to be equal to the finest cuisine available on any rig in the GoM!

Anybody for beans?

.[/QUOTE]
Gheeze Louise. Can you get any more dated than that old formica butcherblock? Guess you’re on the Queen Mary of the fleet!!

[QUOTE=c.captain;77616]Random? I take great umbrage with that…I mean I take great care seeking the PERFECT photo or video clip to season my posts. I consider myself a chef who seeks only the finest ingredients to cook with and consider my dishes to be equal to the finest cuisine available on any rig in the GoM!

Anybody for beans?

.[/QUOTE]

Sir - This is the Control Room - Kindly refrain from breaking wind

[QUOTE=john;77591]Mr. c.captain draws a lot of water in this town. The rest of you don’t draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. If you don’t like someone sucking around, bothering our members, if you don’t like someone’s jerk-off behavior or jerkoff face then [I][B]hit the report button[/B][/I], Lebowski.

Do I make myself clear? :cool:[/QUOTE]

//youtu.be/yggQ3HbO0Wg

ah shucks John…you make me blush with embarrassment, but I thought I had such deep draft with you because of my rather colorful “potty mouth” and incessant brandishment of the now infamous “the pointy stick”?

anyway, it’s my pleasure to be of service to the gCaptain community of lushes and a sincere thanks for the forum…you changed our sorryassed profession when you started it!

hey, if you’re ever up my way, give a ring. It’ll take you out for drinks and greasy eats in Ballard Avenue. We can even drive in the c.captain stealth battlecruiser!

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and we still need a sticky thread in the scuttlebutt category for yucking about quotes from the Big Lebowski! And we can post vidz, and picz and discuss the theology of Dudeism.

walter: Ok, dude the bridge is coming up! Gimme the ringer, Chop-chop!
the Dude: Fuck that! Walter I love you, but sooner or later you’re gonna have to face the fact that you’re a goddamn moron.
walter: Okay, Dude. No time to argue.

a funnier screenplay to a Hollywood movie is yet to be written…

do you know there is a sequel coming?

Mikey- These threads always get off topic…

I tried searching for a thread from back in '09, couldn’t find it.

It was a kind of pet peeve/ground rules discussion.

The consensus was that John had to get spell check installed on the site.
That as Professional Mariners, we didn’t want this forum to adopt or accept standards that allowed poor grammar and spelling.
This was agreed to by the founding members.

For the most part it works well.
Will someone get banned for failure? No, but you will, and should, get called on it.
It was a point that most of us felt was important.

[B]Attension to detail and clarety of comunikation are skills that need to be constantly improoved.
lacked of this basik skill detrakts from the topik undr disscussin.

See my point?[/B]

[QUOTE=SafetyFirst;77294]Could you clarify your last paragraph for me I’m not sure I get it.
Thank You[/QUOTE]

[B][U]Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.[/U][/B]

[QUOTE=seadog!;77685][B][U]Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.[/U][/B][/QUOTE]

[B]PERFECT[/B] but will it play in Peoria?