If you have the time, take a hiking trip from Geiranger to SkagaflÄ:
Sorry, only in Norwegian, but the scenery speaks for itself.
SkagaflÄ is one of several mountainside farm along Geirangerfjord and Storfjord.
No longer permanently inhabited (vacated in 1918), but being maintained as historical sites by the âFriends of Storfjordâ: Friends of Storfjord in SunnmĂžre - European Heritage Awards / Europa Nostra Awards
PS> Marked wrongly on the attached map.
BTW; Tomorrow (8. June 2025) the annual Assembly of âFriends of Storfjordâ will take place at SkagaflĂ„:
Application for this yearâs US Green Card Lottery is about to close:
Out of curiosity I checked if I was still eligible to apply at my age.
To (no) surprise I was eligible:
All that is necessary to participate is a small matter of:
Who can resist such an opportunity?
PS> No I did not take the next step.
Here is a TV serie from and about Norway:
It has been shown in many countries, incl. on PBS in the US
A greeting from Norway via WaPo:
Trash sucks: A Norwegian city uses vacuum tubes to whisk waste away
Bergen, Norway, has been building one of the worldâs most advanced trash systems in its 955-year-old city center.
Residents of Bergen, Norway, dispose of their trash in designated âwaste inletsâ that empty into a network of tubes below the streets. (Nicolas Rivero/The Washington Post)
Source: https://wapo.st/3Zs6b4v (Gift article, No paywall)
The majestic Saga Column at Elveseter stands 34 meters tall and tells the story of Norway through detailed carvings â topped with King Harald Fairhair, who unified the country. A powerful blend of art, history, and nature in the heart of Jotunheimen!

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The waterfall that flows only two months a year

Mardalsfossen, one of Norwayâs tallest waterfalls with a 705-meter drop, flows only during the summer months of July and August. The rest of the year, the water is diverted to a hydroelectric power station, but each summer itâs temporarily released to allow visitors to experience the waterfall in its natural glory.
Source: Spectacular Norway
Norway doesnât have many navigable rivers or canals, but there is one very spectacular one in Telemark:
The Norwegian King and Queen made a stop at BjĂžrnĂžya (Bear Island) on their way to Svalbard,
The King, who are 89-years old needed a bit of help to get around, but there are no cars on the island, so a tractor with a henger became the Royal transport for the day:
Source: Kong Harald pĂ„ BjĂžrnĂžya: â Dette er en del av Norge, derfor er vi her â NRK Norge â Oversikt over nyheter fra ulike deler av landet
This signpost helps you find your way around while at Bear Island:
Foto: Cornelius Poppe / NTB
https://www.spitsbergen-svalbard.com/spitsbergen-information/islands-svalbard-co/bjornoya.html
American immigrant in Norway about his experience here:
Looks like USA MAY have the opposite problem, though:
Source: https://wapo.st/3HFn5GR
It is summer and season for outdoor concerts:
Crowd at a summer evening concert in Volda. Photo: Roy-Arne Folkestad
Artist IngebjĂžrg Bratland had a good laugh about an experience on the plane from Oslo to Hovden (airport) Photo: Roy-Arne Folkestad
The experience:
Source: DÄ IngebjÞrg la handa pÄ lÄret hans, lokka ungkaren med dobbelseng - smp.no
PS> Google translated from SunnmĂžre dialect (with some help)
I think âsqueezedâ is the better translation. âPinchâ is what my wife does to my thigh when sheâs mad at me.
I didnât realise that you understood Nynorsk.
Here is the original text of the catch line in SunnmĂžre dialect:
«Ej e ungkar, og ej he dobbelseng!» but Google didnât manage to decipher that on: âNot a bachelor, and not a double bed!â
I helped that one along, but missed the âpinchâ vs. âsqueezeâ.
I totally agree with your translation though.
I had to laugh, thinking of her pinching the dudeâs leg. I donât understand Nynorsk, but I do understand context!