The old man was giving the 2/m a hard time all week for being on the computer so the c/m (Fuller) told him to ask the capt about it. So when the captain woke and told the 2/m to get on deck he asked; “What’s the deal Capt?”.
The response (in a deep german accent):
Captain:
"WHAT’'S THE DEAL? WHAT"S THE DEAL?? Mr. Fuller tell spreadsheet mikey what the DEAL IS.
Ch Mate:
“I think he wants you to go paint something dude”
Captain:
"YEAH, you know what… that’s the deal alright. Go paint something before the shit hits the VAN [sic] "