“Afarmer from Texas on vacation trip to down under”
A farmer from Texas goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Australian farmer and turns off a chat with him. The Australian farmer shows the large, wide-range areas of wheat, and the Texan says:
- But with us, they’r at least three times that big!
They go for a little walk around and the Australian farmer shows their cattle herd, and the Texan comment:
- These are big, but our animals have horns that are at least twice the size of theirs!
Then suddenly during the conversation about cattle, the Texan sees that a herd of kangaroo jumps through the farm:
- What exactly is this?
The Australian farmer looks with infidel eyes on the Texan and answers:
- Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?