A little push helps

Any “tuggi” here that can relate??


If you can’t relate to that cool video of a turtle helping a brother out what about with the police officers in this story?

Fox News, the reliable source of unreliable news:

Danes don’t take no BS!! (Or sell Greenland)


although the turtle getting righted was ok i REALLY wanted to see the golf cart but it must of been really mixed in there with a bunch of bs so i missed it. damn.

I did see it as the big male turtle was falling off the smaller female, and turned upside down.
The female one helped the male one to continue his work…

As for the naked woman, there must be a sort of female internet sheriff to protect ‘us’.

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It’s a cool video & I’m glad they edited the turtle fucking part out. What type of sick bastard records that?

The smaller turtle used awesome problem solving & engineering skills. She walked around the bigger turtle first to evaluate the situation. She took a wide turn to be in the correct position on the first approach & used the best angle to leverage her force to flip the other turtle upright. I’ve worked with plenty of mates & masters who had less engineering abilities than that turtle.


More Florida news:

Woman stops 12 ft gator with .22 pistol!

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

Here’s her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.

It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

"If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband’s knee cap was all it took.

The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!"


Now my late chuckle of the day. Thank you sir.

Zebra crossings maybe, but actual Zebras in Maryland?:

But Fox 5 didn’t answer the age old question; “Are Zebras white with black strips, or white with black stripes?”

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The old bear joke.

They are still loose.