What the %#@*(&$ is with all the damm paperwork?

I know a certain company you all know and love that sent an HS&E guy from Houston out to a rig to film a video on hand safety. The idiot decided he wanted to film a hand getting too close to a table saw blade… Well he succeeded in his mission… He also succeeded in returning to shore missing a couple of fingers.

(The sad thing is that this gruesome accident was all caught on tape but the company didn’t include it in the final video… Talk about a missed training opportunity!)