As a bridge officer I am always wondering what my occupation is. When you fill out forms… tax, loan applications, political donations, etc., the only blank that usually confounds me is… “Occupation”?
Curious to hear what other’s put down… Ships Officer? Merchant Mariner? Seamen Wrangler? Deck Officer?
Not that I care, being the true bridge officer that I am, the below deck guys can sound off as well.
Director of navigation and docking operations.
I use “Professional Navigator”. It confuses the shit out of people.
In reality: Professional Boat Bum.
On official forms I am a Transportation Manager.
[QUOTE=Ea$y Money;80082]Not that I care, being the true bridge officer that I am, the below deck guys can sound off as well. ;)[/QUOTE]
Oh goodie !!
I’ve been using “Lion Tamer” ever since I first saw THAT Monty Python skit. Well, there were a few times I put down “Snake Handler” - Never got any feed back.
It wouldn’t make any difference if you used “Poop de Dupe” as long as you were consistent. These forms are shared and scanned by computers for inconsistencies.
I use “C.Captain Nemesis”
An AB told me that he was filling an application for a car loan and he wrote “Sanitation Engineer”.
Sometimes I use, Circus Performer
I manage an adult day care!!!
Turd 3rd or shit house mouse until I went 2nd and then first. Hell I dont know what to put now
[QUOTE=KPEngineer;80088]I use “C.Captain Nemesis”[/QUOTE]
HA! You thought you could get away with that…
[QUOTE=c.captain;80097]HA! You thought you could get away with that…
Please Mister Custer … I don’t wanna go
Boat captain is what I usually put on those forms.
I just renewed my passport and used merchant marine when it’s a pick one I usually try to have fun with it
CIA assassin but now that I told you I’m gonna have to hunt you all down…
Dancing monkey works well.
Will if you are a DPO, “Just a monkey pushing the buttons”. No more training. We ran outta bananas.
Back when the boat I was on had a contract to tow Sludge Barges out of N.Y. Harbor I put down Sewage Transporter. My accountant got a laugh out of it.
[QUOTE=Tom B;80121]I just renewed my passport and used merchant marine when it’s a pick one I usually try to have fun with it[/QUOTE]
you’re not a Merchant Marine…you’re a Merchant MARINER!
Marines are grunts in the USMC