That’s pretty good. I got one from 1989 or so. I was chatting with a skipper on a NY tugboat. He was sitting in the galley having a sandwich for lunch.
The ‘engineer’ was dressed in his usual work attire. (horse coat, long, canvas, slit up the back,) The engineer came into the galley, harrumphed about having to go do some work, stuffed a wd40 can into his coat pocket and started to walk out. The Captain asked him, “what are you going to do?” The ‘engineers’ response was: "I’m going to grease the tow winch!’ Yes Toto, we aren’t in Kansas anymore, but sometimes I really, really wonder !