TOP WORST WORST THINGS ABOUT SHARING A WATCH WITH DARTH VADER:[/B]
10. Claims you made all those expensive satellite calls to the Death Star.
9. The old man is always telling you to “Mind Your Watch” every time Darth screws up.
8. Always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.
7. Being all black you’re always bumping into him on the 00-04 watch.
6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing “Darth Brooks” routine.
5. For once he could use the Force to finish the pub & chart corrections.
4. That scary music that plays when he enters the bridge gets old real fast.
3. Reads gCaptain, Harry Potter & other trash on watch and you can’t say shit about it.
2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the bridge wing.
Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT SHARING A WATCH WITH DARTH VADER:
6. The Chief Engineer is always patient when you’re late with the noon slip figures
5. He’s really good at motivating the AB’s to keep the bridge clean.
4. Can use his finger to part oncoming traffic.
3. Never looses his PPE
2. Knows if the AB really took a shit or just used it as an excuse.
Jedi Mind tricks on port state inspectors and the marine superintendent!
*via an email from some guy who claimed that his buddies, little brothers, friend was Vader’s watch-officer on the Asphalt Commander
[QUOTE=Sweat-n-Grease;94292]And every time he wants his coffee he has the nasty habit of removing his [ATTACH]2806[/ATTACH]
and drools on the charts.[/QUOTE]