Bakken oilfield…
to all you carpetbaggers. There is no equivalent word up north for carpetbegger because you simply have no jobs to take. Thats why you are down here. If you are so much better than all us, why dont yall have functioning economies back up there?.. And c.captain, you are king of this board. I should have never dared challenge you. You win. Im going to go home and spend my money and ride my motorcycle working 14/14 while you stay institutionalized on the 28/14. Slap your kids around some and yell for me when you finally do go home. Peace out!
[B][SIZE=4]Bwahahahaha! Good one! Bravo sir…you are indeed a true comedian sir!
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Thats what your Depends undergarment is for old man. Shit on my friend from the north…shit on.
Wow… The talk went from DP at the dock to academy grads to coonasses vs. yankees… Is this the part where y’all kiss and make up? I’m surprised that my attention held this long… Oh here comes a car down the street, gotta run.
Damn I disappear for a few days and we have gone back down this road again!!!
Yup, thought it was a good discussion about computers vs manual, have to figure so long as you can handle the boat when the computer goes down you are where you need to be. But the comments about northerners and southerners do make me glad I skipped out of the Patch and am only dealing with foreigners down here now. Is a pity…
Capt Stew…I hear you brother. Wherever you are do you think you could take some or all of these carpetbagging pussies with you? I don’t remember ever asking for them. Makes me yearn for simpler times when an ass whipping and a stack of tickets awaited those errant northerners who crossed the Mason-Dixon line. Serving as a warning to the others. I do not have many dealings with them as shipmates. But their bland and boring accents I find offensive on the radio. They all sound like Big Bird I swear. If you could take even a few of them Capt. Stew I would be much obliged, thank you.
Capt Stew…I hear you brother. Wherever you are do you think you could take some or all of these carpetbagging pussies with you? I don’t remember ever asking for them. Makes me yearn for simpler times when an ass whipping and a stack of tickets awaited those errant northerners who crossed the Mason-Dixon line. Serving as a warning to the others. I do not have many dealings with them as shipmates. But their bland and boring accents I find offensive on the radio. They all sound like Big Bird I swear. If you could take even a few of them Capt. Stew I would be much obliged, thank you.
Please sir, read the posts of others here. We want to talk about this as a professional discussion so I beg of you to cease and desist with the carpetbagger epithets and I will suspend lampooning you.
I am not alone in this plea
I swear I have sailed with these guys somewhere before but where? I think they were in the SIU!
As far as boat handling in tight quarters you are either a natural (born with it) or you have to work at it. Everyone watching knows very quickly as your talent cannot be hidden. Does not matter where you come from, you either have it or you do not. Everything else is BS.
I really wish you’d have left the GOL part out of your post. I’ve been here almost ten years and this is the first time I’m embarrassed.
[QUOTE=CaptStew;66666]Yup, thought it was a good discussion about computers vs manual, have to figure so long as you can handle the boat when the computer goes down you are where you need to be. But the comments about northerners and southerners do make me glad I skipped out of the Patch and am only dealing with foreigners down here now. Is a pity…[/QUOTE]
Too bad Swampnutz totally missed the irony in your post!
c.captain…you know I have a cousin whos self-esteem rests on their participation in their online life, much as does yours… makes sure to be tops in posts, first line of defense is to cast aspersions on those who have fewer posts than they do, likes copy and paste little clown, monkey, and other cute little pictures when trying to make fun of people just like you, has a faithful little band of confederates for backup. My cousin is 11 years old and a girl. She will grow out of it…I don’t think you ever will.
Professional discussion? I am preventing yall from having a professional discussion? Seriously? There is quite a bit more than me preventing the lot of you from having a professional discussion.
This a cross between a henhouse and the Justin Bieber forum that my little cousin lords over like c.captain. As a matter of fact, there is way more honesty and purity at the Bieber forum it seems. At least they know they are a bunch of girls engaging in petty intrigue.
Im going to leave you fine professionals, and your fine professional little cut and pastes of clowns and other cute little pictures and emotocons and youtube clips to your “professional discussion” and I will leave you alone in all your glory.
c.captain I will take leave of your realm as you wish. Tend to your flock with the love and care they deserve.
Dearest sir,
As you depart from the field utterly dismembered, decapitated and disemboweled as well as being the new gCaptain “laughing stock” (NYBEAR being the last to hold that august title) just remember that these are your highly “professional” words and not mine:
To all you carpetbaggers. There is no equivalent word up north for carpetbegger because you simply have no jobs to take. Thats why you are down here. If you are so much better than all us, why dont yall have functioning economies back up there?
Slap your kids around some and yell for me when you finally do go home.
do you think you could take some or all of these carpetbagging pussies with you
But their bland and boring accents I find offensive on the radio. They all sound like Big Bird
Makes me yearn for simpler times when an ass whipping and a stack of tickets awaited those errant northerners who crossed the Mason-Dixon line
Would you like me to post all the rest for you to jog your memory or maybe you’d just like a nice cross burnin and lynchin instead? Maybe we can tie a chain around that boy’s ankles and take him for a little drag around the county? The sherriff don’t mind!
you are one who I certainly hope never to ever see again in the Funny Papers. In all reality you are one of the least funny men to have ever inflicted himself on us here.
goodbye Captain Cracker…
Hey c captain! How have you been lately?!?!
No c.captain…aka #1bieberfan1600. Your hands dont make me hang. I am not leaving vanquished it would take quite a lot more than the likes of you or your ilk for that. I am just leaving. My relief is coming tonight and I am not institutionalized like yourself. In fact my wife is a Nurse Practitioner we are doing just fine so I only work 10 two week hitches a year. This is your LIFE you can tell. It is simply one aspect of mine. I played with yall becuase I was being paid to do so, because the rattle of your collective cages makes an amusing sound…in a very fleeting way. Unlike the rest of you if I ever found myself at home participating in your “professional discussion” I would seek counselling forthwith as signs of institutionalization are to be taken seriously and handled accordingly. So I will be back, just not on my free time. Need to be compensated for pest control. Ok c.captain this is your cue to make some snippy and highly pedantic (look it up) comment about my limping away mortally wounded by your arrows. Just like your last one. Fire away you copy and paste forum dragon, fire away.
blah, blah, blah, yada, yada and yada some more, To me they’re Daisy bb-gun words from a man who should know he’s been blasted to ribbons by a couple of Browning 50’s (from more that just myself I might add) but is too bloody daft to know he’s had his head handed to him on a silver platter. Just pathetic…
Anyway my dear fellow, use what ever excuses you want try to cover your running away. To me and many others here, you are a very little man now and will still be a very little man when you return…that is IF you actually do return which I doubt…SIR!
I’ll see you here then
signed, the Burger King*
*actually, I am much more of a “the most interesting man in the world” type. Now there is a KING for you! I want to be him when I grow up!
[I]“His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.”[/I]
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This thread is great. You kids keep up the good work.
Here’s a crazy idea:
What if the guys who use only DP shut it off once in a while and the guys who never use DP turned it on occasionally? Maybe, just maybe, then we’d all be more proficient shiphandlers. :rolleyes:
Cool! Now the talk is going to an eleven year old girl and Justin Bieber! Once y’all get to the LEGO and tonka talk I can really get excited!
You think we can get LEGO to make a boat that’s DP capable? That would be a blast in the tub!