Dearest sir,
As you depart from the field utterly dismembered, decapitated and disemboweled as well as being the new gCaptain “laughing stock” (NYBEAR being the last to hold that august title) just remember that these are your highly “professional” words and not mine:
To all you carpetbaggers. There is no equivalent word up north for carpetbegger because you simply have no jobs to take. Thats why you are down here. If you are so much better than all us, why dont yall have functioning economies back up there?
Slap your kids around some and yell for me when you finally do go home.
do you think you could take some or all of these carpetbagging pussies with you
But their bland and boring accents I find offensive on the radio. They all sound like Big Bird
Makes me yearn for simpler times when an ass whipping and a stack of tickets awaited those errant northerners who crossed the Mason-Dixon line
Would you like me to post all the rest for you to jog your memory or maybe you’d just like a nice cross burnin and lynchin instead? Maybe we can tie a chain around that boy’s ankles and take him for a little drag around the county? The sherriff don’t mind!
you are one who I certainly hope never to ever see again in the Funny Papers. In all reality you are one of the least funny men to have ever inflicted himself on us here.
goodbye Captain Cracker…