Capt Stew…I hear you brother. Wherever you are do you think you could take some or all of these carpetbagging pussies with you? I don’t remember ever asking for them. Makes me yearn for simpler times when an ass whipping and a stack of tickets awaited those errant northerners who crossed the Mason-Dixon line. Serving as a warning to the others. I do not have many dealings with them as shipmates. But their bland and boring accents I find offensive on the radio. They all sound like Big Bird I swear. If you could take even a few of them Capt. Stew I would be much obliged, thank you.
Please sir, read the posts of others here. We want to talk about this as a professional discussion so I beg of you to cease and desist with the carpetbagger epithets and I will suspend lampooning you.
I am not alone in this plea
I swear I have sailed with these guys somewhere before but where? I think they were in the SIU!