slick, calm seas are refered to as “slicker than owl s#$%”
[B]“When your Draft exceeds your depth,you are surely aground”[/B]
We had a potato farmer working with us described an electrical blackout as “Dark as the inside of a cow.”
“It ain’t the tonnage what makes the man, it’s the bollard pull, baby.”
— Capt_Anonymous
“close” only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades