[quote=richard8000milesaway;52378]the best way to learn rules of the road, and i speak from personal experience here, is to have sex with a european female merchant marine officer. Seriously, it worked for me.
Back in 1994 i was a 3rd mate and about to sit for my 2nd mate’s ticket, my last month onboard the ship before going home to test i had a nice mutually satisfying extended fling with miss inge (from belgium?) the 2nd officer. Very cute but - hello- she put mayonaise on her french fries!! The relationship was doomed from the begining.
Anyway, i have never flunked a rules test after that.
So there.[/quote]
sour cream and chives is good on french fries