Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure

From the Onion - a month ago.

EVANSTON, WY—Throwing bottles of bleach, ammonia, and Drano into a cart at his local grocery store, area man Troy Mitchell was reportedly stocking up on one of every cleaning product he could find Wednesday in case President Donald Trump announces it is a coronavirus cure. “I got toilet bowl cleaner, carpet cleaner, Swiffer WetJet refills—you name it—just so me and my family will be ready if the president announces one of these things can treat Chinese virus,”


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I wonder if he is going to buy enough rigs and to run all the different flavors?


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