It’s clear you learned very much about rescuing recreational sailors at sea via large ships. A shame you had to nearly drown to do it, but hey thats what you sailors are looking for right? Adventure on the high seas and all.
It’s also clear you’ve never learned a damn thing about talking to people, or anything about humility in the face of your staggering indebtedness to your rescuers.
I encourage you to right a book about your righteous indignation over your mistreatment during your rescue.