Where the hell are my orange and black pantaloons?!?!?
[QUOTE=Fraqrat;144820]Where the hell are my orange and black pantaloons?!?!?[/QUOTE]
I want a poofy pirate shirt like Jerry Seinfeld wore
I know they include a built in parachute but do you think they could make one inflatable as well?
btw, have you seen a pic of Jerry lately? He has become one OLD emmeffer!
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It works for your buddy Admiral Watson.
[QUOTE=Rich Bogad;144814]I have been consulting with a number of OSV companies on uniform design. Not only do they want something distinctive, so as to differentiate their employees from competitors, they also wish to stress safety, making sure that, if a man overboard situation arises, he can be easily seen in the water.
Here is the design I came up for ECO, utilizing colors as clorose to those of their vessels as possible.
Here is the design for Seacor
The employees of both companies will be extremely proud to wear these uniforms.[/QUOTE]
Thy thinketh thouest hath a wise ass…most well doneth!
btw, these are the uniforms I am going issue to my crews…
how do you know he’s a first captain?
he hasn’t got shit all over him!
btw, the reason there are no uniforms for engineers is because they are all locking in the stinking dungeon also called the engineroon and only get issued old burlap bags to wear because they are ALWAYS covered with SHIT!
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forgot to mention this is my daily workwear…
I don’t suppose too many people here know that my other career is to sing mezzo-soprano in the Bologna Opera?
All we need is a pic of that woman after the oil spill who claimed to be head of the merchant marine in that homemade uniforn
Hey, where’s pay part if uniform is benefits?
I been looking all over for Hornbeck & Harvey Gulf’s pay…
What position?
How about master and second captain/mate pay for both, regular and specialty boat pay, w/ and w/o 6000 endorsements? Foreign pay? Benefits?
lol if i were trying to weasel out pay from someone at a company I’d just be glad to get one number with the understanding its a “little less,” “little more” or a “lot more” for xxxxxx.
Thanks for the helpful answer!
more helpful than the other answers you have got…or equally helpful at least
Why don’t you apply for a job and find out?
Make sure you apply in person though. They dont seem to look at any applications that get sent in.
[QUOTE=Tugted;144809]I wouldn’t make it there. I wear shorts almost every day on the boat & tennis shoes or docksiders. I wanna be comfortable when I’m driving the boat[/QUOTE]
You would do to and be comfortable with you checking account instead of your shorts. I have to not only comply, but often times promote something I totally disagree with.
Does a uniform make anyone better or smarter?
Hell no — of course not, but the company pays and it makes them happy to see it. Where I’m at - we wear what we’re issued in return for serious coin and time off.
We wear it out, we get more.
We try to keep it down to about $1500 per crew member per year, not including PPE, which is provided in depth. Never heard a whisper out the office about that cost level, but our turnover rates are low.
Never heard anyone complain about the uniforms or wearing them, but maybe we ain’t listening because we’re too busy counting.
Besides - it’s another payday coming up next week, and let’s keep it a rolling on in…