[I]Being out of work I was giving anything a shot. This was obviously a scam from the start. I’ve spent a few months looking at the job board here and applied to nearly every company I could find online and also received many humorous job offers. This was one of the best. Anyway, I just thought I would post it for entertainment value. No one here would fall for such horse sh*t. But it made me smile while being unemployed.[/I]
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The London flagship of the SeaBourn Yacht Group, the SeaBourn Yacht has a sister yacht Hotel in London. SeaBourn Offers luxury accommodation, the yachts are complete with all facilities found in any luxury Hotel.<O:p></O:p>
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Located across from the Eastern Gateway of the Excel Exhibition Center, the SeaBourn Yacht is the obvious choice for exhibitors and visitors wanting deluxe accommodation. Not just recommended for business travelers, the SeaBourn Yacht offers excellent prices over non show periods, which compete heavily with the more traditional five star hotels in the City Center, creating a perfect hotel for leisure travelers who want true 5 star standards, but not at 5 star prices!<O:p></O:p>
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We want to use this medium to inform you that vacancies is now on, so therefore do let us know if you have an interest in working in any of the areas in which SeaBourn Yacht Hotel Offers,<O:p></O:p>
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Job Salary: Depending on your roll of specialization, Salary Ranging from 3500.00 GBP to 7500.00 GBP or negotiable and We shall take care of your Transportation expenses, Accommodation, feeding and a month training on arrival.
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[I]“Please review the attached resume for a deck position.[/I]<O:p></O:p>
[I]Best Regards,”[/I]<O:p></O:p>
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We appreciate your interest in working with us and we have open an application file with reference number 2020/UK/SEP/SE/5084. We have gone through your CV and We have decided to offer you the post of Deckhand for you with salary amount of 5,500 GB Pounds per month.The destination is always from London to France, Ireland, Belgium, Norway, Wales and USA.<O:p></O:p>
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The company will provide free accommodation, Insurance (NIN), Flight Ticket, Tax Free and many more benefit you will see in your Appointment Letter.<O:p></O:p>
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Working Days & time: Monday to Friday: 8:00 AM - 6:00PM (GMT)<O:p></O:p>
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Saturday & Sunday: Off Day<O:p></O:p>
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Contract Period: 2 Years contract and it can be extended if only you wish to remain with our company.<O:p></O:p>
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As a notice of acceptance of job offer, we shall send you appointment and invitation letter for you to sign and return the sign copy back to us for record purpose. So therefore kindly let us know if you are satisfy with the salary rate above in order for us to proceed further.<O:p></O:p>
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We await to hear from you ASAP.<O:p></O:p>
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Regards<O:p></O:p>
Mr. Frank Collins
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[I]Dear Mr. Collins,[/I]<O:p></O:p>
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[I]I would like to accept the post of deckhand with the salary of 5,500 GB Pounds per month. Please send me the appointment and invitation letter with further details. Thank you for the opportunity and I look forward to your response.[/I]<O:p></O:p>
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[I]Best Regards,[/I]
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Dear Michael,<O:p></O:p>
Attached to this mail is your appointment letter , you are to carefully go through this appointment letter and make sure you have a thorough understanding of the terms and conditions contained therein because your signing it translates to your acceptance of the terms and condition contained therein and they will be binding on you throughout your contract stay with us . You are to sign the appointment by printing out only the last page of the appointment document, then write your signature and date at the appropriate spaces provided and send back to us via email for record purpose. Since you are convince that you will arrive here within 2 week from now…we don’t need to delay much time as your service is highly needed …so therefore after receiving the Sign appointment letter , we shall<O:p></O:p>
proceed with the preparation of your traveling document. We hope thatby this time next week…You will be making preparation to depart if you follow our instruction carefully.<O:p></O:p>
Congratulations on your success<O:p></O:p>
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Mr. Frank Collins
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[I]Dear Mr. Collins,[/I]<O:p></O:p>
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[I]I received the first page of the appointment letter but unfortunately the second page did not come through. I am sorry to inconvenience you in such a way but would you kindly send the second page once again so I can sign it as soon as possible? If you have a fax number that would be preferable.[/I]<O:p></O:p>
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[I]It would also be helpful if you could inform me of the airport you will be reserving my airline ticket for. Please make sure that it is a first class flight. I will only fly first class. I also require limousine service from the airport to the ship. I prefer an extended limousine with a fully stocked bar. The driver of the limousine must be clean (I have a sensitive sense of smell that can detect the faintest body oder) and appropriately dressed in a suit with tails and a sharp drivers hat. A gril or three in the limousine would be looked upon highly, I like them little in the middle but with much back.[/I]<O:p></O:p>
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[I]I agree to the salary of 5,500 British Pounds per month but I would like a good faith advance of one month salary. Please send a check immediately. [/I]<O:p></O:p>
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[I]Respond quickly so I can sign the second document.[/I]<O:p></O:p>
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[I]Thank you for this career opportunity.[/I]<O:p></O:p>
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[I]Best Regards,[/I]
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We are also eager to see you arrive here ,but we email to you ,Appointment Letter and you were suppose to sign the second and return sign copy back to us so that we can start making proper arrangement for the booking of your flight ticket. We hope to hear from you soon.<O:p></O:p>
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Mr Frank Collins
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[I]Frank,[/I]<O:p></O:p>
[I]Learn how to use spell check you dumb fck. Now send me 5,500 bp pounds as soon as possible. This is your last chance for me to work for you, you worm eating dog fcking c*ck sucker. Thank you for this amazing opportunity for the post of deckhand.[/I]<O:p></O:p>
[I]Warm Regards,[/I]<O:p></O:p>
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[I]For some reason that was the last I heard from Frank? Thank god I found a job now…[/I]<O:p></O:p>
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