wow, I forgot all about creating this threat. Here’s a new one
A sailor gets sloppy drunk and stumbles into hamburger joint and goes to the bathroom to take a piss. A little boy comes up and says “WOW! are you a real Sailor?”
“I sure am son do you want to wear my hat?” The boys says yes and starts marching around the place.
Minutes later, a marine walks in even drunker than the sailor, he whips it out and pinpoint pisses into the urinal.
The same little boy marches up and asks “WOW! Are you a real Marine?” The Marine says “I sure am kid, but back off unless you want people to think you suck d!ck”
The boy just says “NO SIR, I do not, I’m just wearing the hat!”