A ship sinks and the only surviving sailor washes up on a small island where he finds a married couple, also stranded.
After a few weeks the sailor is getting very horny. The married woman one day whispers to him, “I’d love to help you out but my husband wouldn’t stand for it, and as you know, it’s a tiny island with only one tree.” The sailor says, “It’s ok. I’ll think of something.” Every day they take turns climbing the tree to search the horizon for passing ships. One day it is the sailor’s turn and he looks down at the couple and yells,“Hey! Quit that fucking down there!” The married man is confused, because he’s sitting at least 10 feet away from his wife. The next day it’s the married man’s turn in the tree. After a while he looks down and thinks to himself, “Well I’ll be damned. It DOES look like they’re fucking from up here.”
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