Coast Guard tells families to “sell your organs, start hooking” to help cope


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#2

Solid advice but it won’t help. The people hopping the fence… Oops, I mean walking across the unfenced, unguarded border will undercut the market in those areas as well.


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They won’t want my liver after all this is over…oh wait, I’m still using it (cue a certain Monty Python skit)


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But livers can be obtained from a living donor. . .there is THAT. . . .


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It’s the only organ that can actually regenerate, provided it’s not too far damaged by disease or scarring. That’s why liver transplant recipients must be sober for a minimum of six months prior to transplant. It’s an interesting organ.