I’m sure I will catch a lot of shit (pun intended) for this question, however,
Down in the Gulf Of Mexico, I am on a Drillship warmstacked in Grande Isle. Since going on anchor, we have been overridden by seagulls and pelicans, who sit on the helideck and drop presents down on the bow. Was hoping to get some help coming up with non lethal mitigation techniques, (Scarecrow, fake hawk? etc) as the deck crew is spending a lot of time pressure washing the deck. If the deposits are left on deck for more than a few days becomes tough to remove.
Any information will be much appreciated