I would not mind to have a monarchy. We had once. We would dress him in the fancy clothes, buy him a horse driven coach studed with diamonds , nice high heeled shoes. Have some King’s guard in nice fancy hats ( I love the British style with black fur hats) - I do not like their shoes . Seem funny to me . It is good to have the King with his kingsize …you know what, and Queen whith her kingsize vagina producing a nice flock of tounge sticking brats . They are so adorable. We will have more parades and soldiers marching , heels clicking , mobs watching in fascination , long live the King shouts and all that stuff. Lovely.
From time to time we can have a spectacle of chopping his head off with gillotine , sword or a huge axe if we find him wrong or He would be a traitor. Life will not be boring. Kings , queen birthdays , brats birthday, first shool , first ejaculation , first period , first coitus interaptus . An all these days will be national hollidays. No work , parades, events , BBQs .The whole shebang.
The King and his noble family will socialise with other KIngs, their famileis will do some blood mixing while fornicating in Royal fashion improving the blood lines .
Thus we would be a part of the bigger family of nations with Kings and Queens and their royal brats. Would be more respected while they ride horses, play cricket , betray their wifes and spread the genes in kingly fashion.
Fantastic. Press would be busy with daily schedules and will stop lying and spreading propaganda and big time bullshit. The King did this or the King did that, had a longer afternoon nap then ussual ,constipation or his bowsprit was not in good condition and Queen was throwing crystal vases at him for not satisfying her properly and in his kingly despair He forgot to stick his tounge in substittion of faulty bowsprit. Is it not sensational.
Yes . Definitely I would like to have a King. I would go even further. I would like to be a King and even effing Kong 
The only problem is my age , as at my age if I take viagra , then I am in distress what will get stiff first- my heart or the other thing , and going further with this fantastic scenario i may not really know if i am coming or going.