[QUOTE=catherder;94639]
Oh yeah, it appears that he does boink his female volunteers. Nice work if you can get it. Now I need a drink to get rid of the visual.[/QUOTE]
What?
You mean women really can’t resist a Captain? Even an overweight, meglomaniac baffoon of a captain?
I can be all that.
Okaaay - Plotting a new career path.
Just need a bleeding heart cause, a TV crew, a boat with a bunch of young groupies and cruise to cold places where we need to find creative ways to stay warm.
Don’t you all see this exactly Watson’s dirty scheme…he’s raising millions from stoopid Hollywood dupes, operating that piss assed fleet on nothing and stashing the rest in the Caymans or some other hidy hole. He doesn’t give one single Phlying Phuck for the whales…[B]ALL HE WANTS IS THAT MONEY![/B]
[B]GOD HOW I HATE THAT PHUCKING GENIUS MISERABLE SOB![/B]
[QUOTE=c.captain;94521]attention John, Rob and Mike…I know you guys feel like us on this one and need access to your great megaphone. Be a pal and please publicize this petition on the gCaptain news and Facebook pages.
I beseech yea’all…[/QUOTE]
Ok let’s assume we post this on the blog and get the votes needed to get this petition on the white house website … what then? Do you think Obama is going to take action on this? And even if he does, what then? He’ll pass it on to Papp or Matsuda or another member of the gCaptain fan club… and what will they do? I’ll tell you what they’ll do, send out a press release… which is exactly what Watson wants.
If you want votes then post this on the Sea Shepard forum they’d get the signatures required for you… just to make a martyr out of him.
You mean women really can’t resist a Captain? Even an overweight, meglomaniac baffoon of a captain?
I can be all that.
Okaaay - Plotting a new career path.
Just need a bleeding heart cause, a TV crew, a boat with a bunch of young groupies and cruise to cold places where we need to find creative ways to stay warm.
Capt Watson - My new hero…[/QUOTE]
Can you rock the snowy white hair and beard thing?
Can you look “stately” and not merely “stout” in a double breasted peacoat complete with shoulder boards and fake “fruit salad?”
I think we can help with the bleeding heart cause. There must be some exotic, esoteric (I’ve always wanted to use that in a sentence) sea creature that you can pretend to advocate for.
[QUOTE=john;94676]Ok let’s assume we post this on the blog and get the votes needed to get this petition on the white house website … what then? Do you think Obama is going to take action on this? And even if he does, what then? He’ll pass it on to Papp or Matsuda or another member of the gCaptain fan club… and what will they do? I’ll tell you what they’ll do, send out a press release… which is exactly what Watson wants.[/QUOTE]
Of course these White House petitions are meaningless and will effect nothing but there is the symbolism in it and the ability to say “here, I told you the asshole was filthy with his own corrupt greed!” Isn’t that something you’d like to be able to have a hand in?
admit that you know know he’s dirty John and you want to give him the shiv just like we all here do…
He has adopted an appealing and romantic cause, behind which he can indulge his overblown ego and malignant narcissism with very little real scrutiny. You’d have to be a real jerk to oppose protecting seals, dolphins (DOLPHINS!) and whales. Right? So, lots of very well-meaning people (like actor Mike Farrell and others) follow his activities and contribute money to his organization. The few who dare criticize such a saintly man (cough) can be easily waylaid as heartless and cruel animal haters and shamed into silence.
It’s the oldest tactic in the book.
His actions will have their way with him one day. Of course, there is Murphy’s Law, which means that Watson could well live to a ripe old age and die in a warm bed surrounded by his large and adoring family, but I’m hoping instead that a whale fluke b!tchsmacks the rhib he’s sitting in when that special moment arrives.
I’m holding out for him to be arrested, deported and sentenced to serve in a Costa Rican prison where the Yakuza will have him conveniently liquidated!
[QUOTE=c.captain;94697]I’m holding out for him to be arrested, deported and sentenced to serve in a Costa Rican prison where the Yakuza will have him conveniently liquidated![/QUOTE]
I was thinkin more like Death By Bunga Bunga.
Begin copypasta:
"There were three explorers who were walking through the forest of Africa, when suddenly they were caught by tribesmen.
After being held captive for a week, the male chief comes up to the first explorer and says, “You have two choices to get out of here,” “death or 10 minutes of Bunga Bunga .” The explorer thinks that Bunga Bunga has to be better than death, so he says, “I’ll take Bunga Bunga.” The chief shouts “Bunga Bunga!” and the rest of the tribe all cheer back “Bunga Bunga!” Then one native starts having sex with him for ten minutes. After b*ning him, he lets the explorer go.
Then he proceeds to the next explorer. “You have two choices: death or 10 minutes of Bunga Bunga.” The explorer, not wanting to die, picks 10 minutes of Bunga Bunga. The chief shouts “Bunga Bunga!” and the rest of the tribe all cheer back “Bunga Bunga!”Another native then has sex with him for 10 minutes, then lets him go.
Finally, he says to the last explorer, “Two choices: death or 10 minutes of Bunga Bunga.” The explorer thinks that this is absurd. After all, they were so rough on the other two while having sex with them that he gave them bruises. He thought that he might as well die.
“I want to die.” he says. Then the chief shouts “Death by Bunga Bunga!’ "
[QUOTE=albertpachino;94793]c.captain I’m surprised Captain Watson is #1 on your shit list. I thought that honored position was reserved for King’s Point stooges?
Or is Watson a KP stooge?![/QUOTE]
Brilliant detective work lad…BRAVO ZULU to you, but I am afraid that Watson is far too much of a genius to be from KP!
Evil Genius that is! A Crafty Phat Phucking Phugitive Devil!
Just look at that ugly phuck’s mug! No staging, no makeup, no pro-photographer. I mean the guy looks like a complete poltroon professional career OS who isn’t smart enough to pass the AB exam! Can you imagine how stoopid the eco chicks are that let him do…you know…to them?
Makes me positively squeamish at the very thought of it!
Just look at that ugly phuck’s mug! No staging, no makeup, no pro-photographer. I mean the guy looks like a complete poltroon professional career OS who isn’t smart enough to pass the AB exam!
Makes me positively squeamish at the very thought of it!.[/QUOTE]
Jaysus, for a split second there I thought that was a picture of me.
[QUOTE=c.captain;94705]NEVER WILL HE BE FORGIVEN! Watson must someday pay for his sins and being such a phat phuk and Bunga Bunga could not be a more fitting punishment!
btw, I like your style kid. You want a seat in my next mission and be part of the team? You handy with a shiv or an iron pipe?[/QUOTE]
I like a hunk of rebar myself, but the war will have to wait till I get over this cold…ugh
Ate a huuuge bowl of pho ga last night. Need more.
I’m sched for survival craft next week and I sure as hell don’t need to postpone that.
