It’s much better if you soak all that crap in warm chicken broth for 4 hours then drain and press into patties and deep fry. Add a little red beans & rice and you’ve got a hell of a meal and it doesn’t cost much either.
That is just wrong to have to deal with that. No avenues to file a complaint? Seems to me like that whole situation is unhealthy and the company should require that guy to do something to remedy it and not subject his shipmates to it. Are you sure it is medicated cream on the toilet seat? Good luck!
Okay, that’s it, I was having difficulty with the previous mental pictures. This one may have put me over the top. Where are my friends with their special white coat…
Shit, tell me you’re not also a ships cook too. :eek:
[QUOTE=dougpine;26911]Sit down with him and tell him he’s lucky he doesn’t have to deal with priapism like you do.[/QUOTE]
I just snorked about a cup and a half of iced tea all over my screen
Turn Splash loose on him. Mr. Nasty won’t like it!
Nemo
Now this guy has the gout. He can’t pick his left leg up. He walks around dragging it. takes the elevator just for one flight up. I don’t now, natural selection may take care of this situation. He can barely walk and he is the coxswain for one the life boats.
get rid of him. he is a danger to you and the rest of the crew.
Can you say: “not fit for duty”. It should be no problem getting him off now.