USS Ashland Rescues Two Sailors in Western Pacific

This is from Old Salt Blog: The Long Strange Voyage of Rimas Meleshyus

On July 21, a Facebook post said “Good morning. One of the biggest adventure in America history. No money no life raft no main sail no nothing, but one of the happest sailor.” His last post, July 30, from near Fiji, mentioned his tiller was damaged, and it was “just current pushing boat, very not clear where end up.”

Not necessary a scam, there are other people just as inept sailing out there.

The media needs to stop referring to people like Rimas and the two dingbats as sailors. They make the average WAFI look like a master mariner…

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Looks like the Daily Mail is having a go at the story. They’ve dug into the pasts of the main characters a bit more. The article would probably be NSFW for most offices. You’ve been warned.

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The pics are worth a click. This is the story that just keeps on giving.

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That’s what annoys me the most. Fuck, even an Uber driver I had, upon learning what I do responded with “ so did you hear about those two sailors lost after a storm?..”

That link has been posted only three post up.

Wow I cant count to three

After reading that and seeing the pictures I would love to comment but I would probably get Banned.

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It does provide some insight into the relationship. I think it also explains why the blonde does all the talking in the interviews. Kind of makes me think that the Samoan gal was hoodwinked.

Also, I’m no expert, but something seems off about her paddling form:

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You guys saw those Daily Mail photos and the most interesting comment is about her paddling form?? Tell that Uber driver that none of you deserves to be called a sailor if that’s the best you can do!

How about I repost one Daily Mail picture of her prancercising and then we try again?

She still sells porn online for $20 a pop, good deal if you ask me

Dam right it is!

It’s my birthday next week, can I hire her to pop out of my :birthday:?

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Hopefully with a bag over her head…

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ain’t that the truth…a sexually attractive body with a face to make a strong man gag

I literally could not wake up next to such a face and her being a total loonytoons whackjob just makes the thought of her all the more repugnant

This story has gone from bullshit to raunchy. LOL

Our tax dollars to the rescue of this duo and she’ll probably claim a loss on her porno income…

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and you call yourself a sailor?

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Either you’re hitches are too long or mine or too short. I’ve been around that kind of crazy and it just flat out isn’t worth it, no matter what the pictures show.

Also, only morons pay for porn on the internet.

I know right! This video alone lasted me an entire hitch and didn’t cost me a dime to download!

https://youtu.be/MoRMUzljoAA

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