Firstly, I am not and never will be your “brah”.
Your idea of suction cups is not an old idea……it is your ignorant stupidity at its finest.
Generally, Marine Pilots are reasonably intelligent individuals who care for their safety and well-being…….we have family to go home to. Now I put it to you that if we. collectively as a group of global professionals, could find a safer way of undertaking our transfers…….we would. Yet, as explained to you…there really is not a problem.
Stick to your oily water separator and leave the real challenges to we mariners.