Southern Boys

TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY: 31. When I retire, I’m movin’ north. 30. Oh I wouldn’t dare; she’s only sixteen… 29. I’ll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won’t fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken with a slice of lime. 26. We don’t keep no guns in this house. 25. You can’t feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We’re vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits, and gravy. 19. Honey, we don’t need another dog. 18. Who gives a sh** who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too damn big. 11. I’ve got it all on the C: DRIVE. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s. 8. I’ve got two cases of Zima iced down for the Super Bowl. 7. Checkmate! 6. She’s too young to be wearing that bikini. 5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen. 4. I don’t have a favorite football team. 3. Youse Guys. 2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 1. Nope, no more beer for me. I’m driving

Here’s a few more… 9mm is better than .45. You can’t wear “that” to wal-mart. Take your shoes off before coming in the house. Don’t shoot fireworks at your brother. We can’t shoot those deer they are too close to the road. Take that rebel flag down. Are you taking your birth control? Throw those old auto traders out.

I could prob come up with a 100 more… :slight_smile:

Why would you get line in your Heineken? I’ve never seen it served that way.

[QUOTE=LI_Domer;166348]Why would you get line in your Heineken? I’ve never seen it served that way.[/QUOTE]

The lime is a Corona thing. The original idea was that the lime kept the sand fleas on the beach out of your beer.

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