[QUOTE=Topsail;103058]"[B]Rear[/B]" … Admiral ! I don’t think that c.captain will appreciate …[/QUOTE]
Nyah NUTS to that! I have bigger men to disembowel than our “back door” friend…
In the Navy… Don’t drop the soap… In the Navy… you can rope a dope!
“Its only queer at the pier”… “and its not gay underway”… we all know these came from the navy…
And C.C., as a token of our esteem…I present this small, humble, but sincere trophy.
(Was shown this delightful thing today…take a wild guess as to what it really is, not what you think it is)
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[QUOTE=catherder;103089]And C.C., as a token of our esteem…I present this small, humble, but sincere trophy.
(Was shown this delightful thing today…take a wild guess as to what it really is, not what you think it is)[/QUOTE]
that’s easy…it’s one of those good black pens that people are always palming off of my desk with a funny white thing also in the picture which might be just maybe some ambergris or molten mothballs?
Oh, I know what the white thing is! it’s the potato salad I left in the office refrigerator back in 2008.,sorry I forgot that was in there!
[QUOTE=c.captain;103098]that’s easy…it’s one of those good black pens that people are always palming off of my desk with a funny white thing also in the picture which might be just maybe some ambergris or molten mothballs?
Oh, I know what the white thing is! it’s the potato salad I left in the office refrigerator back in 2008.,sorry I forgot that was in there![/QUOTE]
The funny white thing…ya had to be there. It’s a salt stalagmite from the drippings from a seawater pump, and just conveniently shaped itself into a perfect little buttplug…so they saved it!
Some of us have way too much time on our hands. 
what’s a buttplug? (DO NOT ANSWER THAT PLEASE!)
Some of us have way too much time on our hands.
indeed this is true and it is a good thing I get go back to work soon!
[QUOTE=DredgeBoyThrottleJocky;102876]Do I hear a second?[/QUOTE]
Umm, nay
ten characters
[QUOTE=Mikey;103222]Umm, nay[/QUOTE]
let’s negotiate Mike. Give me more of those little green thingies under my username or something more heavy duty that “top contributor” (which is held by at least a dozen others here) and I’ll recall my forces.
Whattya say…deal?
Umm, what, ten characters is the limit here? (I’m guessing there’s a few more…)
If “Top Contributor” isn’t good enough for him anymore, how about “Top Asshole” next to his name?
Can I get a second on that?
Anyone?
[QUOTE=c.captain;103223]let’s negotiate Mike. Give me more of those little green thingies under my username or something more heavy duty that “top contributor” (which is held by at least a dozen others here) and I’ll recall my forces.
Whattya say…deal?[/QUOTE]
Wellll, I clickied on that little star thingie under your post, to add to your “reputation” 
I do believe that adds green thingies under your username.
[QUOTE=Fraqrat;103274]If “Top Contributor” isn’t good enough for him anymore, how about “Top Asshole” next to his name?
Can I get a second on that?
Anyone?[/QUOTE]
I think he’d thoroughly relish that.
[QUOTE=catherder;103278]I think he’d thoroughly relish that.[/QUOTE]
I always say, if the foo shits…wear it!
Ohno,ohno,ohno
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let’s negotiate Mike. Give me more of those little green thingies under my username or something more heavy duty that “top contributor” (which is held by at least a dozen others here) and I’ll recall my forces.
Whattya say…deal?[/QUOTE]
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How about “Pointy Stick Jedi”
[QUOTE=PR-9;103907]How about “Pointy Stick Jedi”[/QUOTE]
How bout a scrawny old guy with a bent cane?
[QUOTE=c.captain;103910]How bout a scrawny old guy with a bent cane?
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Are we to understand that that is a REAL portrait of the illustrious C.Captain? I have to admit I was picturing something a lot more like the noble spokesman for SeaCaptainDate.com, or should I say, “CuddleeBear13”:
At least it ain’t CuddleeBear69 or some frigging creepo shit. I’d have a beer with him, so long as he paid.
(:))