Incompetent engineers that trick deckies and office ppl into thinking the the sh*t

[Bayrunner]

@"Johnny Canal"

F&B you are way off base… A Capt, a C/E, and a Bosun met at the company picnic and BBQ while on vacation. The beer was flowing and their respective egos were growing… They all had their dogs with them and started to talk about how great and how smart they were. So, naturally, a competition arose between them. The Capt told the other 2, “Check this out!” He calls over “Matey” his giant poodle and tells him to go over to the picnic table and get 12 Oreos out of the pack on the table and neatly stack them in 3 piles of 4 Oreos each. “Matey” barks, happily runs over to the picnic table, and does exactly as he is supposed to. The C/E says “Not bad, but watch this.” He whistles for “Diesel.” When the jet black lab shows up, the Chief whispers into his ear. The dog quickly runs to the cooler, pulls out a gallon of milk, and pours 3 glasses with exactly 8oz of milk in each. Then, holding one in each paw and balancing the third on his nose he walks on 2 legs to the picnic table and gently places each glass of milk by the stacks of Oreos. The C/E confidently looks over to the Bosun. The Bosun didn’t have a care in the world as far the look on his face would tell anyone. In a normal tone of voice, at a normal decibel level, he casually looked down at his mongrel of a mutt and said simply, “Overtime, do your thing.” “Overtime” runs to the table, inhales all 12 Oreos, chugs all 3 glasses of milk, fucks the other 2 dogs in the ass, and then files a Jones Act case for throwing out his back at work

I think I know that Bosun… Or at least his dog.