Hundreds of Americans partying on a river entered into Canadian territory illegally

It’s time to build a wall up there and make Canada pay for it.

Are you trying to goad me? Everyone knows that it’s the southern neighbors with their sneaky near-do-wells who cross boarders illegally that pay for walls. Trust me. I know a very successful, very wealthy, very digitally well-endowed American builder. He will be happy to pay for it. And if he doesn’t, we’ll sue him.

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Unseaworthy refugees. Should have sent them to resettle in tuktoyaktuk.

Believe me. We can make Tuktoyaktuk great again.