We provide the photo, you provide the caption!
Ass Whooping with a BIG Stick!
[B][I]Hello sailors! Careful where you put that biggg stick of yours…[/I][/B]
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE LAST JELLY DONUT!!
(coasties are like cops right?) 
j/k
how about:
“Training coasties to deal with civilian mariners who have gone bonkers waiting for their documents from the NMC. Specially trained teams will be located across the country, ready, willing and able to respond at a moments notice…”
[quote=gCaptain;10255]We provide the photo, you provide the caption!
Coast Guard Law Enforcement Training[/quote]
[B]This is for your own good. All men over 35 should have this done at least once a year. Just try to relax.[/B]
[quote=gCaptain;10255]We provide the photo, you provide the caption!
Coast Guard Law Enforcement Training[/quote]
“We told you to put your applications in AT LEAST 3 months ahead of time!!”
Allright, that shows how to kill a man who doesn’t present his TWIC in a timely fashion! You can take his body out to the dumpster now.
Who’s next?
Anybody?
Hello?
“And don’t you EVER tell me that my head belongs in the rack with the other balls EVER AGAIN!!”