Funny Shit you begin to notice after being home for awhile

[tillettso]

My wife thinks I’m nuts when I say I’m going “down below” (to the basement), or that I’m going to the head. And she keeps asking me why I call her Roger after a long explanation of why I should put the damn toilet seat down.

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[john]

Lol… Not so much anymore but for years I was famous among friends for answering my cell phone “Bridge, this is John”…

[Swampfox]

Sometimes I catch myself telling the wife its time to get underway.

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[Capt_Phoenix]

@"Swampfox"

Sometimes I catch myself telling the wife its time to get underway.

I do that too.