What are you smoking? Euros doesn’t have an arse, nor a nose:
By “You” do you mean ME? I’m not from an EU Member State, nor hold an EU passport. FYI; Norway has twice voted “NO” to become an EU member.
I don’t know how “insignificant” EU may be to you, or the US:
Source: European Union | United States Trade Representative
We will + keep on developing the technology, services and manufacturing base.
When you are ready, we’ll be glad to help out develop yours.
?? I though it was the other way around. Isn’t US exporting it’s cheap WTI crude and LNG to Europe, while not buying much Brent Oil?
PS> Except for USNE Stats, since the freight costs makes it cheaper for them.
Yes, that’s right. 
The present King, his successor and the institution has a very high approval rating in Norway. Save us from electing a new Head of State every few years. (Better the old man you know than a new old man you don’t)
Would New York send their Home guard, or are they busy fighting the “enemy within” somewhere else in the US?
Well, there you are right, but no need to “invade” to ogle our girls:
You are welcome, whether to visit as a tourist, or more longterm: Greetings from Norway - #1100 by ombugge
If you do visit. you will NOT be pestered by Immigration officials on arrival.
PS> Unless you put on the “Ugly American” attitude, that is.