Complete Novice, 33 and wondering about the fastest/cheapest way into the industry

There is unlimited tonnage sea time credit for being a “galley hand” from a catering company, washing dishes and doing laundry on a stationary oil rig?

That’s not your fault and I cannot blame you for taking advantage of the USCG’s incompetence and stupidity.

However that is quite an indictment of the USCG and the American licensing system.