Captain Murphy's Rules of Tankers

Captain Joe Murphy, of the eponymous Murphy Books and long-tenured professor at Mass Maritime, always mentioned “The 4th Rule of Tankers: You are responsible for your own entertainment.”

I never heard rules 1-3 or 5+. Are there other rules beyond the fourth?

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I believe Rule 6 was “when in Curcao, don’t drink the blue stuff”

Sadly, a lot of us broke the rule and realized why it was in place.

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  1. Righty tighty, lefty loosey. Self explanitory

  2. Goesinta- goesouta. If something goes into a tank, then something has to come out of the tank (make sure your vents/ vapor lines are open)

  3. There’s no such thing as one beer.

It’s been over 30 years since I took tanker ops with Murph, so my recollection is a little hazy.

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I’ve got them around someplace. I’ll dig them up this afternoon.

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Awesome, thanks for finding that!

The rule should be changed to “fun is not allowed”.

Love this !! We had Capt. Sembler at Schuyler - not noted for his sense of humor

He had a very sharp and very dry sense of humor. It went over the heads of most in his classes.

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