Captain Joe Murphy, of the eponymous Murphy Books and long-tenured professor at Mass Maritime, always mentioned “The 4th Rule of Tankers: You are responsible for your own entertainment .”
I never heard rules 1-3 or 5+. Are there other rules beyond the fourth?
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I believe Rule 6 was “when in Curcao, don’t drink the blue stuff”
Sadly, a lot of us broke the rule and realized why it was in place.
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Righty tighty, lefty loosey. Self explanitory
Goesinta- goesouta. If something goes into a tank, then something has to come out of the tank (make sure your vents/ vapor lines are open)
There’s no such thing as one beer.
It’s been over 30 years since I took tanker ops with Murph, so my recollection is a little hazy.
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I’ve got them around someplace. I’ll dig them up this afternoon.
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Awesome, thanks for finding that!
The rule should be changed to “fun is not allowed”.
Love this !! We had Capt. Sembler at Schuyler - not noted for his sense of humor
jdcavo
July 28, 2025, 6:37pm
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He had a very sharp and very dry sense of humor. It went over the heads of most in his classes.
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